Do You Want to Play a Game?

I've written some articles on how to play some improv games: action replay, alphabet, emotional changes, late for work, limericks, lines from a hat, scene from a musical, and stand, sit, kneel. I just thought I'd let you know in case you wanted to, you know, maybe go read some of them and maybe, if you feel like it, click on a Google ad or two.

Bannon Strikes Back - Feb. 15

Major General Bannon will be making a special return appearance in the final episode of Tales of the Extraordinary: Mexico Strikes Back, recorded in front of a live audience* at The Spot (4455 Overland Ave., Culver City) on Sunday, Feb. 15.

"Tales of the Extraordinary" is a 1926 radio drama (except for the "1926," "radio," and "drama" parts). You'll be able to listen to the episode online in a few days, but you'll miss the opening musical performance by Windows to Sky as well as the backstage antics (which, there being no backstage, must perforce take place in the open).

Did I mention admission is free? Seating is limited, so arrive early. Coffee, tea, and food are available. The show starts at 7 p.m.


* The best kind!

For Your Information

It occurred to me yesterday that I've actually learned a thing or two about the business of show. Maybe even three things! It also occurred to me that these things might be of some value to others. So I decided to write some articles. My first one is about making a resume. If you find it useful or just want to something say nice about it, feel free to leave a public comment. If you hate it or have some constructive criticism, please feel free to let me know privately! When I add new articles, they'll show up here. Not here, here.

Keith for Sale: Free Shipping and Gift Wrapping Available

Ah, Bank Issues, a subject that hits close to home for me and many of my readers, or would, if I had many readers. As a bonus, this DVD includes The Magic Pie, and who doesn't like pie? (Pie sold separately.) That's more than five minutes of video! In color!! Available on Amazon.com.

Tale of an Extraordinary Evening

My friend Spenser told me she was performing in Tales of the Extraordinary tonight, so I said I would go see her. For those hypothetical readers who can't be bothered to click on a hyperlink, Tales is a podcast in the style of a 1920s radio serial, recorded in front of a live audience. When I got there, it turned out there was one actor to few or one part too many or something, and I found myself reading from a script I'd never seen before with a group of people most of whom I'd never seen before in front of another group of people I'd never seen before.Well, I'm used to that last part. It's called an audience. So now I'm a radio star! Except for the "star" part. And the "radio." Anyway, the episode with my contribution is supposed to go up this Friday at www.emptysea.net. It's "The Revenge of" something or other, episode 1.

Square To Be Hip

I'm not a background actor, OK? But a guy's gotta eat, so here I am. Fortunately, I was able to find an outlet (an electrical one, not a creative one - it's background work) and an unsecured WiFi network, so I'm able to do some online work, check my e-mail, tend to my Facebook and MySpace pages, and this. I submitted myself in several categories on this project - producer, business traveler, etc. - but I got called in today as a hipster hanging out at a Silverlake coffee shop. This startled me a little, as I thought my hipster eligibility had expired a few years ago. In any case, that particular subculture kind of passed me by - along with grunge, emo, and whatever subcultures have arisen in the past 15 or so years. Googling "silverlake hipster wear" showed me that apparently the hipster species comes in many varieties. The only common denominator I could see was tight pants. Plaid seemed fairly common too. So here I am in my tightest pants and plaidest shirt, staring at the crafts-services table, afraid that if I eat something I might pop a button.

Broadway Melody of 2008

So now I can honestly say I've acted and sung in a musical on Broadway! (Well, it's honest in the sense that it's technically true but horribly misleading, as Broadway in this context refers to a thoroughfare in Anaheim, California.)

Mars Attacks!

I did a documentary a while back called The History of “The War of the Worlds”. I did this a while back but never got a copy or found it on the TV schedule, so I thought it was "lost." I only recently discovered that it did in fact air, but as part of a series and with a slightly different title. So for anyone who may have thought I made the whole thing up, here are some highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_B5O8WhaNw

"Anne"-Ouncement!

Yes, I know it's a lame title, but it is the middle of the night after all. So here's some news about "Anne of Green Gables": If you're planning on buying tickets but are hesitating because of the price or you just haven't gotten around to it, contact me ASAP and I may be able to get you a big discount. If you already got your tickets, pretend you never read the previous sentence and enjoy the show! Also, be sure you got to the right place. This is not a theater I've performed at before, so if you go to one of those, who knows what you might end up seeing.

Anne of Green Gables
December 18, 19, and 20 at 8 p.m.
December 20 at 2 p.m.
Anaheim Heritage Forum
201 E. Broadway, Anaheim

Skin Flick

In Jordan Raabe's It's Nice Out, I play a man who comes early from a business trip and walks into a coming out party.
This was a student project in which everyone in the class was given a different scenarion but the same few lines of dialogue.

Real Exposure

I'm not a big fan of reality shows, in part because generally when one of them is on in place of a drama or sitcom, fewer actors get work. But when I received an invitation to audition for a reality show about acting, I decided to go for it. Sure, there was the risk of ending up an episode featuring embarrassing clips from the losers' auditions, a la American Idol. Even worse, it might have turned out be like that horrible WB series where contestants thought they were competing to be chosen as the best singer but they were really competing to be named the worst for the amusement of the television audience. But then I reminded myself that I'm pretty much maxed out on humiliation at this point. There's not much more they can do to me. And it could even turn out to be legitimate. In any case, there's the promise of some pay and exposure and the possibility of it leading to bigger things. So I put together a mini stand-up routine and polished up a brand-new dramatic monologue that I thought would really set me apart. (There would also be a solo improv component to the on-camera audition). I got to the audition location in plenty of time, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to run through the monologue one more time, out loud, but I didn't want to disturb the other auditioners, and I was too self-conscious to rant outside on the sidewalk, so I walked down the hall and into the restroom. Well, as long as I was in the restroom, I figured I might as well empty my bladder. So there I was engaged in passionate soliloquoy and bodily discharge when the session runner opened the door, interrupting the verbal stream if not the liquid one. It was a small room and the urinal was situated so that he had a comprehensive view from the doorway. His eyes got wide and he stammered a little, but I guess I really don't embarrass as easily as I used to because I just smiled pleasantly and said I thought I had locked the door but obviously it didn't latch properly. A few minutes later I was standing before the camera as if nothing unusual had happened. I got laughs during my stand-up and improv and a wow after my monologue. When I was done he said I was definitely in the top 5 percent he had seen.

A couple of weeks ago, one of the members of the crew of a short film I acted in asked me to be in his short film. In the previous project, I played a father who was eager for his son to come out of the closet. This time, I play someone who isn't ready to accept it at all. The moment where my character finds his home filled with half-naked young men dancing to techno music made me want to laugh during rehearsal, but I think I pulled off being suitably disturbed on camera.

Nov. 22 Final Improv Show of the Age!

That's right, Improvisation Inundation's next show will be the last one we do in the G.W. Bush years before the dawn of the Obama era, and that's an absolute guarantee (unless we have another show scheduled that no one has bothered to tell me about)!

The Office Sports Bar & Grill
2106 North Tustin Avenue
Santa Ana , CA 92705
Cost: $10

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Come join us for an evening of improvisational comedy fueled by audience suggestions! Arrive early and have dinner and drinks. Food and beverage service will continue through the show. Reservations suggested. Call (714) 834-0943

Come Again?

Lordy, here's a blast from my past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6f2rl_yn1c.

You never know what's going to show up on YouTube.

Anne Opportunity to Save Some Green

Tickets for Anne of Green Gables - The Musical are on sale now. Readers of this blog have two ways to save up to $25 on the best seats in the house.

Ticket prices are:

Section A: $45 ($35 group rate, $20 early purchase)
Section B: $35 ($25 group rate, $20 early purchase)
Section C: $25 ($20 group rate, $20 early purchase)

Groups (10 or more) get 2 free tickets for every 8 purchased at the group rate.

The early purchase price is only valid until November 14 and is only available online. Visit https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/59312/prm/avonlea.

I'm Going to Avonlea!

Regular readers of this blog (if such fabulous creatures were to actually exist outside of my imagination) may recall my account of an audition gone awry during which I performed an inappropriate monologue. This was actually my third audition at this particular theater, and I more or less decided I was going to be permanent persona non grata. To my surprise, I got a callback, but not to my surprise, I didn't get the part. Within days, however, I did get a part (multiple roles, actually) in another show at another theater, so I was happy. Just a few days before the sold-out final performance of that show, I got an unsolicited call from a director at the first theater inviting me to come to an audition. Who am I to pass up another chance for rejection, I thought. So I went in not really expecting much, came out about five minutes later expecting less, and within a couple of hours I found myself cast in Anne of Green Gables - The Musical! I play the title character. No, I don't really. I may only have a couple of lines. I haven't seen the script yet. I'm just excited to be part of it. More news as the story develops.

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES

Dec. 18 and 19 at 8 p.m.
Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Dec. 21 at 2 p.m.
The Heritage Forum
201 E. Broadway Ave.
Anaheim, California


Tickets available online.

For more information, go to chancetheater.com or call (714) 777-3033.

Watch Me Heat Up the Screen! (Discovery Channel 10/27/2008)

I haven't seen the episode so I can't say how long I'll be on the screen, but there have been reported sightings of me in a promo.

Investigation X: Spontaneous Human Combustion
Monday, Oct. 27, 10 p.m.
"Can people spontaneously burst into flames that rise from within their own bodies? Investigators apply the latest technology in search of answers to the spontaneous human combustion phenomena."

Smokin'!

Can't Sleep - NIGHTMARES!

The house was filled to capacity for the opening of Nightmares at the Gallery Theatre. It was great to see Ron and Liz Breach, Mary Margaret Steele, and Mike McCulley in the audience. There were lots of laughs and gasps and not too many gaffes, and nobody got hurt too badly. Of the five vignettes that I was lucky enough to be cast in, I'd have to say "Stay" was the most fun. It's creepy, but very playful. The feedback I got was that it was a lot of fun for the audience too. "Writer" a.k.a "Run" is the most challenging in terms of layers, emotional turns, and intensity, but it seemed to work. It was the piece that really drew me into the production, although Sue Silva has written several funny/creepy/scary original scenes for this show. To anyone still planning on attending, please call 714-630-9870 and book now. The reservation list is nearly full for Sunday and I'd hate for you to miss out!

NIGHTMARES - only 2 shows left!
October 26 @ 8 p.m. - $10 (cheap!)
October 31 @ 8 p.m. - $15 (includes after-show festivities with cast members)
THE GALLERY THEATRE
3152 East La Palma - Suite G
Anaheim, CA 92807

UPDATE: Sold out! Thanks for your support.

Nightmares Tonight!

Will Ronnie act his age? Will Anthony knock it off? Will Davis finish what he started? Will Greg cause trouble? Will Barney ever come out of the bathroom?

Starting tonight, October 23, you have only three chances to find out the answers to these burning questions, and the reservation list is filling up fast.
Call now. Don't make me use italics again.

NIGHTMARES
October 23 or 26 @ 8 p.m.
- $10 (cheap!)
October 31 @ 8 p.m.
- $15 (includes after-show festivities with cast members)
THE GALLERY THEATRE
3152 East La Palma - Suite G
Anaheim, CA 92807
Call for reservations: 714.630.
9870

Living Nightmares

Straight from the subconscious to the stage, bad dreams come to life just in time for Halloween. Like last year's Nightmares, every scene is based on someone's actual nightmare, but these tales are all new for 2008 and the body count is much higher. I don't want to give anything away, but I play an adult who's very much in touch with his inner child, a man with serious family issues, a writer with a vivid imagination, a dude who's a bad influence, and a guy who's dying for a cup of coffee. Let's just hope I remember who I'm supposed to be, let alone my lines.

NIGHTMARES
October 23, 26, 31 @ 8 p.m.
The Gallery Theatre
3852 East La Palma - Suite G
Anaheim, CA 92806
Reservations (strongly recommended): 714-630-9870
Thursday & Sunday admission: $10 (cheap!)
Friday (Halloween) admission: $15 (includes after-show festivities)

Do Over!

We were scheduled for a two-day shoot in the beautiful Manhattan Supper Club, but thanks to the hard-work and talent of the cast and crew, we wrapped in one. So, after patting ourselves on the backs and exchanging pleasantries, we went our separate ways looking forward to a well-deserved day off. Two days later, we gathered in a residential neighborhood of Orange to film another scene and learned that there had been a problem with one of the cameras and some of the footage might be unusable. So the night's shoot suddenly grew by several hours as we shot a new dining-room scene and a completely new, semi-improvised ending. I was a little apprehensive, thinking that the previous shoot had certain qualities that would be difficult to recapture, but I left thinking the new footage was even better. It felt like we were even more relaxed with each other and comfortable exploring and heightening. Kudos to the director for bringing together a group of strangers with the chemistry to function as a convincingly dysfunctional family. After the final night of shooting, I got good news from the director: both night's footage looked usable after all, and he's planning on editing two different versions. I'm looking forward to seeing both of them. It's not often I get a twofer.