Hunting for Bargains

Today I was a shopper at a yard sale. I didn't find any great deals, but I did get to utter such memorable lines as "How much for the print?," and "How about the hat?" Sadly, "What are the tongs going for" got cut. And that was the reason I took the role! Well, no, actually I took the role because it was offered to me. But I had fun with it, and the producers thought I was funny. At least, that's what they told me. Of course, they probably like me because I work cheap. (See what I did there?)